The Gamer’s Cookbook

This recipe comes from CaribbeanGamer from over at the Fantasy Grounds boards. Thank you CaribbeanGamer!

You might think that, with all the contracts that I take, that I am always eating out. While that might be true with some average mercs, I am one of the best. To be the best, you have to start right! There are no pansy ingredients in these burgers, only the essentials. You won’t catch me putting fairy onions or pussy mushrooms in my burgers. Give me MEAT, and forget the bun! Now, that’s a burger!   ~ LTC John McLeman

Might Man Burgers

• half a package of bacon (roughly 5 sticks)
• 2lbs lean ground beef
• tablespoon cayenne pepper
• tablespoon black pepper
• tablespoon white pepper
• 2 tablespoons of A1 steak sauce
• 2 tablespoons of worcestershire sauce
• slices of monterey jack cheese (Optional)

1. Pan fry bacon until very crispy, cool; crunch into small, dime size pieces.
2. Mix ingredients in large bowl; form into 5 hamburgers. (Ensure that no bacon bits are poking out)
3. Grill/pan fry.
4. Top with optional monterey jack cheese.
5. Enjoy a mighty man meal.

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This recipe comes from Oberoten from over at the Fantasy Grounds boards. Thank you Oberoten!

Grimwick pulled out a small jar of a yellow, reeking paste. He flashed a smile with his three teeth as he gleefully opened the contents into the bubbling cookpot. What once was rancid meat took on an inviting aroma.

Aye, Pic’d it up ina ‘lithid lair! I uses it te co’er up th’ rank o’ th’ meat ‘ere! A bot’l'is hides’er up nice ‘n priddy. No needs te tell ‘em w’ere th’ meat comin’ fro’. Careful tho’, sum peple’s no’ likin’ de taste!

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Cook-Pot Meatballs

Image courtesy of stock.xcng

Skill : Easy
Speed : 20 min

• pound o’ meatballs (jus’ don’ ‘ell ‘em where’s ‘ey comin’ fro’!)
• half skine o’ water
• half pot o’ ‘lithid’s paste
• noodles - any kind’ll do.
• yak butter
• any ol’ vegies ye can git yer hand on
• hand o’ wild ’shrooms

Drop th’ meatballs inne pot. Add th’ water, ‘lithid paste then add noodles. Warm ‘em ’til noodles go soft, put vegies and ’shrooms. Keep warmin’ ’til it has tak’n together.
Doen’t look very nice, but ’tis very good.

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Yer archer bagged som’o ‘ese baby ‘Cockies, eh? ‘es a quick shot fo’ shur! Wha’? Git back ‘ere! Yer not g’na waste a perfecly good meal, ar’ye?   ~ Grimwick the Follower

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Ready in: 1-2 hrs
Difficulty:   3

Serves/Makes:   4

Grimwick’s ‘Cockie Wings

• 4 baby ‘cockie wings
• good mitt o’ flour
• pinch o’ salt
• a knuckle of red pepper
• cookin oil
• fist o’ yak butter — melt
• 2 sho’s o’ sour wine
• 2 sho’s o’ hot sauce
  

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This is the first ever inaugural post for The Gamer’s Cookbook. What are we anyway? For eons, gamers have survived just fine on Slurpees, Doritos and other offerings. While easy to purchase, and not necessarily great for you, they do detract a little from the suspension of disbelief.

It is very hard to imagine that you are swinging your broadsword in bone-crushing arcs while dusting off Pringle crumbs from your leather jerkin. Perhaps your incantation for the fireball of doom is interrupted by the crinkle of the rogue’s Mars bar wrapper as he struggles to open it.

Perhaps you also have the spoils from your victorious battles! What to do with the Cockatrice’s wings? Immerse yourself in the game with these easy to prepare instructions using ingredients from your adventures. (If you must, a trip to the grocery store will do you as well.) The fare will not necessarily be better for you health-wise, BUT it will taste better!

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