The Gamer’s Cookbook

This recipe comes from Oberoten from over at the Fantasy Grounds boards. Thank you Oberoten!

Grimwick pulled out a small jar of a yellow, reeking paste. He flashed a smile with his three teeth as he gleefully opened the contents into the bubbling cookpot. What once was rancid meat took on an inviting aroma.

Aye, Pic’d it up ina ‘lithid lair! I uses it te co’er up th’ rank o’ th’ meat ‘ere! A bot’l'is hides’er up nice ‘n priddy. No needs te tell ‘em w’ere th’ meat comin’ fro’. Careful tho’, sum peple’s no’ likin’ de taste!

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Cook-Pot Meatballs

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Skill : Easy
Speed : 20 min

• pound o’ meatballs (jus’ don’ ‘ell ‘em where’s ‘ey comin’ fro’!)
• half skine o’ water
• half pot o’ ‘lithid’s paste
• noodles - any kind’ll do.
• yak butter
• any ol’ vegies ye can git yer hand on
• hand o’ wild ’shrooms

Drop th’ meatballs inne pot. Add th’ water, ‘lithid paste then add noodles. Warm ‘em ’til noodles go soft, put vegies and ’shrooms. Keep warmin’ ’til it has tak’n together.
Doen’t look very nice, but ’tis very good.

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